Joffrey's Joker

Apr 25

joffreyofkingslanding:

westerosbatman:

joffreyofkingslanding:

westerosbatman replied to your post: I guess I’ll protect you. But I expect Slim Jims as payment.

And Mountain Dew. Alfred doesn’t let me have Mountain Dew because then I have to pee a lot.

Come live at the Keep with me Batman! Forget Alfred, you can have all the Mountain Dew you want. I’ll behead that peasant fool for you.

DON’T TALK ABOUT ALFRED LIKE THAT. HE’S MY BEST FRIEND

BUT BATMAN! *lip wobbles* I thought I was your best friend….

  1. joffreys-joker reblogged this from westerosbatman and added:
    Why so emo?
  2. joffreyofkingslanding reblogged this from westerosbatman and added:
    IT’S OKAY BATMAN! My father is dead too.
  3. westerosbatman reblogged this from joffreys-joker and added:
    MY BEST FRIEND SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY DAD BUT HES DEAD.