westerosbatman replied to your post: I guess I’ll protect you. But I expect Slim Jims as payment.
And Mountain Dew. Alfred doesn’t let me have Mountain Dew because then I have to pee a lot.
Come live at the Keep with me Batman! Forget Alfred, you can have all the Mountain Dew you want. I’ll behead that peasant fool for you.
DON’T TALK ABOUT ALFRED LIKE THAT. HE’S MY BEST FRIEND